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12 More Reasons a Massage is Better than Sex… Especially for Older Men | November 12, 2012

1)  No one ever sought help for a massage addiction;

 2)  Size is of no importance to her;

 3)  No one will ever ask you if your heart is healthy enough for a massage;

Man Testing His Endurance

Never have to prove anything

4)  She will never tell you that you are too heavy for her;

 5)  You never have to satisfy her;

 6)   She never complains about the laundry;

No satisfaction here

 7) The only after smells will be fragrant creams and oils;

8) You never will lay awake wondering if she will be in the mood;

 9)  You can be ready at a moment’s notice;

~~**~~Eagle Rock VIP SPA~~**~~

No telltale smells

 10)  She will never comment on any natural emissions, drips or noises;

 11)  For any pillow talk after you always get the pillow;

 12) The only thing she needs to hear is what time next week.

10 AM is fine

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2 Comments »

  1. Trying to get me killed????

    Comment by Jim — November 14, 2012 @ 9:13 pm

    • Don’t show it to her. Bb

      Comment by Bill Borst — November 16, 2012 @ 3:02 pm


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After graduating from Holy Cross, Bill Borst earned an MA in Asian History from St. John's University and a Ph.D in American History from St. Louis University. (1972) A former New Yorker, he taught for many years in the St. Louis area, while also hosting a weekly radio show on WGNU from 1984-2006. He currently is a regular substitute for conservative Phyllis Schlafly on KSIV radio. (1320) He is the author of two books on social history, "Liberalism: Fatal Consequences," and "The Scorpion and the Frog: A Natural Conspiracy." He just retired as the Features editor of the Mindszenty Foundation Monthly Report. In his 11 years from 2003-2013 he wrote nearly 130 essays on Catholic culture and world affairs. Many in St. Louis also know him as the "Baseball Professor," because of a course that he offered at Maryville College from 1973-74. It was arguably the first fully-accredited baseball history course in the Midwest.The author of several short books on the old St. Louis Browns, he started the St. Louis Browns Historical Society in 1984. In 2009 his first two plays were produced on the local stage. "The Last Memory of an Ol' Brownie Fan," ran six performances at the Sound Stage in Crestwood and "A Perfect Choice" ran for two performances at the Rigali Center Theater in Shrewsberry. His third play, "A Moment of Grace," ran six performances at DeSmet High School in January of 2011with First Run Theater in January of 2011. He is currently working on a 4th play, "A Family Way," which is a comedy about a happy dysfunctional family. He can reached at bbprof@sbcglobal.net

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